Potential sex tape star Britney Spears called into the Z-100 radio show in NYC yesterday, and revealed that she’s planning a world tour! Sweet Jesus, I might not be going to Madonna this tour, but I will need to see this! Front row. Center. Possibly in a wig out of solidarity. This wig. You can warn Boston PD now.

The newly sane (and selling her home in LA) Britney says that she is planning to tour “definitely next year.” She also answered “around the world” when asked where she was headed.

Here’s Britney arriving at JFK in NYC yesterday. New and improved business-like Britney is getting it done. She might still look a little scruffy, but this time it’s because she’s busy and on the go and not because a magical bag of Funyons told her not to bathe.

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Someone realized what she’s been dating. Janet Jackson was rushed to the ER yesterday in Montreal due to an unknown illness. She’s currently recuperating in an unnamed hospital.

Janet “suddenly got ill” during sound check yesterday, and cancelled the Montreal show.

She also cancelled and rescheduled her Detroit show on Friday due to “production constraints.” Not enough YooHoo and Chocodiles in the dressing room like it says on her concert rider!

It would be so easy to say that this totally stems from her tiny Quasimodo dude vomiting in her lap at his birthday party. Ok, I know it’s easy but I’m saying it anyway. Her boyfriend puked in her lap, and this has totally given her the vapors. I would be living in my shower and probably hurting myself with the loofah if that happened to me. She might be kinky, but even a Craigslist broad has limits.

Either that or that touring outfit did her in. It looks constraining. And toxic.

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Before she was married to Marilyn Manson, I had no idea who Dita Von Teese was. Now, I can’t get enough of her. I’ve decided that my favorite thing she does is attend Fashion Week. I love her little outfit with the jaunty little hat. She looks like a Toulouse-Lautrec painting here at the Patrick Demarchelier photo exhibition party.

Enjoying her newfound international pop star status, girl-kissing Katy Perry also graced the event and she looked like she finally dropped the whole kitsch factor for her outfit.

But picking up the kitsch torch for Katy was Milla Jovovich who put on her shortest shorts and some tights. Whatever, though, I still love that wacky mama.

Featured in the gallery: Emma Watson, Milla Jovovich, Paul Anderson, Lily Allen, Eva Green, Katy Perry, Marion Cotillard, Stephanie Seymour and Dita Von Teese.

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Vivian Girls, one of my favorite new-ish bands, released the video for “Tell the World” last week.

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Triple threat Jesse McCartney will be making a stop on ABC Family’s hot show Greek according to sources. The actor and singer will be playing Andy,  who is torn between rushing KT and OX.

The role isn’t just a guest appearance though. Jesse’s role will be recurring throughout the season as an old friend of Calvin, who is the gay character in the TV frat — although don’t let your imagination get too carried away. Creator Sean Smith says freshman jock Andy is batting for the home team.

Jesse, who has a new album out and recently shared the Dancing With the Stars stage with the Jonai, will also have a spot on this season’s tenth episode of SVU.

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Since I’ve heard some stories from people who saw firsthand how
dedicated Scientology can be in supporting the causes of their top-tier
celebrities, I’m taking the news that All My Sons is pulling in impressive box office numbers with a grain of salt.

Not to diminish the contribution of its stars Katie Holmes, Dianne Wiest, John Lithgow and Patrick Wilson, but the Scientology association is going to continue to haunt Katie.

Initially, reports indicated that advance ticket sales for the show were not great, but now that the numbers are coming in we’re seeing that last week it was the highest-grossing play in Broadway.

Sounds like Daniel Radcliffe needs to kick it up a notch. Maybe dressing it up a bit with some jewelry.

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Jennifer Aniston is still vacationing in Cabo. Spending time with some friends, and chowing down on guacamole and seafood. Mmm, guacamole. I wonder who what John Mayer is eating right now?

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Burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese glowed in the front row of the Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2008 Prêt-à-Porter show for Paris Fashion Week.

It seems Dita’s most comfortable when traveling in a pack of three, as the pin-up was flanked by fellow raven-haired celebs Katy Perry and Lily Allen. But from the demure frock Dita was wearing, and Lily’s penchant for exposing her nips and Katy’s impressive cleavage, it’s hard to pick out whose rack represents Wonderbra.

Featured in the gallery: Emma Watson, Milla Jovovich, Paul Anderson, Lily Allen, Eva Green, Katy Perry, Marion Cotillard, Stephanie Seymour and Dita Von Teese.

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Dressed like a ninja starlet in an all-black, stretchy ensemble complete with black sunglasses, Lindsay Lohan was caught by the paparazzi picking up 200 cigarettes and some junk food on her way to the LAX airport with girlfriend-but-not-in-that-way-girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

Where the hell is she going that she’s concerned she won’t be able to get her beloved Parliaments? In any case, don’t be surprised when Lindsay’s publicist calls to deny that she’s a smoker.

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Golfer Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are oozing love all over Rome on their vacation. They stopped at an unnamed shop on Rome’s Via Condotti, which is Rome’s
chichi shopping area. Justin had the ultra-exclusive shop empty out their safe of all
of their vintage jewelry and Jessica tried on every piece. Timberlake bought her a diamond bracelet and ring from the 1970s. Ten years from now, the kid that Jessica has with her female lover by artificial insemination is going to be like “Mommy Jessica, who’s that gay guy you’re making out with in the alley?”

Russell Crowe is going to play both Robin Hood and the Sherrif of Nottingham in Ridley Scott’s upcoming Nottingham movie. He’s a talented actor, so he can probably pull it off. But he’s gotten a little, uh, puffy lately. So he’s going to be asking a lot of those tights. It’s probably bad that I still want to see that, right?

Extremely troubled country star Mindy McCready is returning to jail again. She’s supposed to turn herself in tomorrow to Tennessee authorities to serve time for a parole violation. This all stems from her 2004 prescription drug fraud case. I’d still rather hear her sing like the Amy Winehouse of country as opposed to Jessica Simpson.

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