Jul 31

Those classy broads are at it again. The Sex and the City movie sequel is already rifled with drama, as a new rift between Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Parker is brewing like some earl grey.

Kim Cattrall had the brilliant idea that Samantha should be the lead character, since Carrie is married to Big. It’s not like they could have Carrie’s life end up any other way, because the majority of women of the world would be PISSED if those two weren’t together. It’s basically a dead end for Carrie’s plot and SJP is not happy. Is she losing her star power and her (real life) husband at the same time?

Sarah said she would boycott and that she would make Cynthia Nixon and Kristen Davis quit too! So either the sequel is going to be boring and suck or they are going to be paying Sarah a Kim Kardashian buttload of money to make her put up with the changes.

In other good news, a possible spoiler is after the jump!

Original post by Socialite Life

Jul 31
We’ve Got Another Shy One At LAX
posted by: in 4691 on 07 31st, 2008 | | No Comments »

What is it about airports that make celebrities so camera shy? Click the photo above to find out who it is.

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Jul 31
Oh my Ew
posted by: in 4739 on 07 31st, 2008 | | No Comments »

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Why is this girl on the cover of Elle?

What is this crappy cover? That doesn’t even look like her…then again who’d want the real Jessica Simpson? Here’s an idiotic quote:

On her life changing incident:
“I was singing ‘9 to 5’ and I choked and forgot the words in front of the president and in front of Dolly Parton, who’s like the president to me. And the last time I sang in front of the president , I had messed up the lyrics to ‘God Bless America’ so its kind of a thing I have with George W. Anyway, I broke down and said I’m sorry in front of the whole audience. My dad was there. I looked him in the face and said, ‘I will never sing again.”

Dolly Parton? Are you shitting me? She’s probably the only country singer you know Jessica.

On her rocky love life:
“I was going through a lot of pain. I didn’t try anything to change my life other than dating different types of guys and conforming to their worlds. I thought I had to be artsier, more intellectual.”

You thought wrong…wait..you think? Your micro-sized cerebrum actually allows you to think?  Jessica Simpson is just a washed up pair of torn jeans in the back of my closet…

Original post by Celebrity Pictures Blog

Jul 31
Obama is Britney and Paris?
posted by: in 4743 on 07 31st, 2008 | | No Comments »

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LMAO! Have you seen THIS new commerical for the McCain campaign?

It’s pretty funny how a politician decided to compare his opponent to two extremely idiotic celebrities.  Like I’ve said before, politics and hollywood do NOT mix.  That’s like beer and chocolate milk, DISGUSTING (trust me I would know).

But I do wonder…who would Obama compare John McCain to? My guess is Maddona’s vajay jay- I can hear the commerical now..: He’s the crustiest candidate there is…but is he ready to lead?

Holy snickerdoodles I can’t wait to see Obama’s rebuttal.

Original post by Celebrity Pictures Blog

Jul 31
I’m shipping out to Boston
posted by: in 4747 on 07 31st, 2008 | | No Comments »

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Holy Hell. Breaking news junkies!

Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank is your God. He proposed that the U.S should STOP arresting those responsible marijuana users- basically anyone who carries fewer than 100 grams.

“The vast amount of human activity ought to be none of the government’s business,” Frank said on Capitol Hill. “I don’t think it is the government’s business to tell you how to spend your leisure time.”

This dude has GOT to be smokin’ from the bong. Alright, I agree with Frank because there are a lot of responsible stoners out there. Not everyone who gets high kills somebody. Just like not everyone who drinks is a drunk. So maybe, just maybe…this proposal will turn into a law.

If so…420 is going to be off the chain!

Original post by Celebrity Pictures Blog

Jul 31

Since it’s our celebrity-obsessed duty to do so, we are going to be charting the progress of Jennifer Garner’s second baby. At the moment, she’s definitely showing in the belly area, when we spotted her visiting a construction site in Los Angeles where she and husband Ben Affleck are building their new house.

Now, all of this change, a new baby and a new house–well, you know that we here at Socialite Life sincerely hope this isn’t a last-ditch effort of theirs to save their reportedly rocky marriage. That’s because we’re so goddamn good-hearted.

Original post by Socialite Life

Jul 31

The Breeders’ fourth studio album, Mountain Battles, just hit stores. 

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Jul 31
Rachel Bilson’s Questionable Footwear
posted by: in 4703 on 07 31st, 2008 | | No Comments »

I just have four things to say. Tan. Boots. Open-Toe. No.

Click any photo to view all the photos of Rachel Bilson in the gallery!

Original post by Socialite Life

Jul 31

Lindsay Lohan’s Labor Pains co-star Jay Thomas (who, if you’re remotely my age or older, you might remember from such 80s classic sitcoms as Murphy Brown or Cheers) gave Linds a glowing on-set review.

According to Thomas, “She was perfect. And she’s a really good actress. I’m not just saying that because of the movie, but she really happens to be talented, and it looks like she’s OK now.”

At this point, as long as Lindsay’s not actually pregnant and/or snorting lines of Comet, everybody’s happy. And seriously, Samantha Ronson’s hair looks way better than it used to.

Original post by Socialite Life

Jul 31
Carmen Electra Works
posted by: in 4711 on 07 31st, 2008 | | No Comments »

The former Baywatch star performed a burlesque act the other day with Les Femmes Cheries at the Plush Lounge at the Key Club in Hollywood.

I seriously never thought Carmen Electra would still be doing things
these days. Girlfriend has made a career out of silicone, false
eyelashes and pole dancing, but has managed to do it in such a way as
to keep me from disliking her.

Carmen never hurt anybody! Except maybe Dennis Rodman, but he was probably asking for it. Also, I hear she throws a mean BBQ.

Click any photo to view all the photos of Carmen Electra in the gallery!

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